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From ‘There Is No Tomorrow’ by Bill Moyers in ‘The Star Tribune’ Sunday 30 January 2005

My favourite online environmental journal, the ever-engaging Grist, reminded us recently of how James Watt told the U.S. Congress that protecting natural resources was unimportant in light of the imminent return of Jesus Christ. In public testimony he said, "after the last tree is felled, Christ will come back."

James Watt was serious. So were his compatriots out across the country. They are the people who believe the Bible is literally true - one-third of the American electorate, if a recent Gallup poll is accurate. In this past election several million good and decent citizens went to the polls believing in the rapture index.

That's right - the rapture index. Google it and you will find that the best-selling books in America today are the 12 volumes of the "Left Behind" series written by the Christian fundamentalist and religious-right warrior Timothy La Haye. These true believers subscribe to a fantastical theology concocted in the 19th century by a couple of immigrant preachers who took disparate passages from the Bible and wove them into a narrative that has captivated the imagination of millions of Americans.

Its outline is rather simple, if bizarre: Once Israel has occupied the rest of its "biblical lands," legions of the antichrist will attack it, triggering a final showdown in the valley of Armageddon.

As the Jews who have not been converted are burned, the messiah will return for the rapture. True believers will be lifted out of their clothes and transported to Heaven, where, seated next to the right hand of God, they will watch their political and religious opponents suffer plagues of boils, sores, locusts and frogs during the several years of tribulation that follow.

I've reported on these people, following some of them from Texas to the West Bank. They are sincere, serious and polite as they tell you they feel called to help bring the rapture on as fulfilment of biblical prophecy. That's why they have declared solidarity with Israel and the Jewish settlements and backed up their support with money and volunteers. It's why the invasion of Iraq for them was a warm-up act, predicted in the Book of Revelations where four angels "which are bound in the great river Euphrates will be released to slay the third part of man." A war with Islam in the Middle East is not something to be feared but welcomed - an essential conflagration on the road to redemption. The last time I Googled it, the rapture index stood at 144 - just one point below the critical threshold when the whole thing will blow, the son of God will return, the righteous will enter Heaven and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire.

As Grist makes clear, we're not talking about a handful of fringe lawmakers who hold or are beholden to these beliefs. Nearly half the U.S. Congress before the recent election - 231 legislators in total and more since the election - are backed by the religious right.

A 2002 Time-CNN poll found that 59 percent of Americans believe that the prophecies found in the book of Revelations are going to come true. Nearly one-quarter think the Bible predicted the 9/11 attacks. Drive across the country with your radio tuned to the more than 1,600 Christian radio stations, or in the motel turn on some of the 250 Christian TV stations, and you can hear some of this end-time gospel.

Bill Moyers was host until recently of the weekly public affairs series “NOW with Bill Moyers” on PBS. This article is adapted from AlterNet, where it first appeared. The text is taken from Moyers’ remarks upon receiving the Global Environmental Citizen Award from the Center for Health and the Global Environment at Harvard Medical School.

Story filed: May 2005


Children Receive ‘Spiritual Healing’ on the National Health Service

Graham King stood last week at a hospital bed and placed his hands gently on the head of a 12-year-old boy suffering from leukaemia. He slowly moved his hands to the boy's chest. Using the power of cosmic energy, Mr King was helping to heal him.

In a ground-breaking move to complement conventional cancer treatments, Mr King, who has no medical qualifications, has been appointed the first paid National Health Service healer to help Britain's sick children. With the blessing of the hospital's senior consultants, Mr King was laying his hands on the body of Martin Johnson, who in 2003 was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia that can prove fatal.

He was being treated with reiki, a type of healing which is believed to have originated in Tibet thousands of years ago. Practioners claim to channel energy into recipients using their hands placed on particular areas of their body.

Mr King, 57, is now employed by the paediatric oncology ward, an acute cancer unit at Middlesex Hospital in London. He treats around eight children a week during 30-minute sessions, always with consent from parents. Patients remain fully clothed.

Martin, whose condition has an 80 per cent cure rate, has been receiving healing since August. An outpatient who is being treated with chemotherapy, he comes to the hospital twice a month for the complementary therapy for help with side-effects.

"My mum said it didn't have anything to do with needles, so I thought OK," says Martin, who lives in London. "I like it. It releases pain from the joints and gives you energy throughout the day. It's made quite a big difference. The side-effects aren't that bad any more. Sometimes you can imagine colours, sometimes you can twitch a bit."

His mother, Elza Johnson, 52, didn't need to be asked twice when staff suggested Martin try healing." I thought it was a good idea," says Mrs Johnson. "I was really pleased. The steroids have 22 side-effects including insomnia, mood swings, joint pains and backache. He's having pain relief and it helps him cope."

Does she think it will cure him? "As a mother I have to try everything. I believe he will be cured both through reiki and the medication. If a doctor doesn't succeed with a certain patient it's not because they can't cure the
disease. They don't succeed because the body is weak and can't take any more chemotherapy. Reiki is supposed to inject energy into the body."

Ellie Stone, 10, from St Albans, Hertfordshire, who was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia in December, has had three reiki sessions. Her father, Chris, 37, a hospital director, says: "It's clear that she finds the experience relaxing and calming. The treatment lasts two years, and involves intensive chemo-therapy. Anything that one can do to help the system through that process we will do."

Staff on the ward requested that Mr King work with them after seeing the results he and his wife, Angie Buxton-King, a spiritual healer also funded by the NHS, had had on adult patients in the haematology department of University College Hospital.

One was advance nurse practitioner Krissy Nemeth. "The patients raved about it in haematology, and we would refer some of our children for a session if they had a needle phobia or were really scared about certain procedures.

Their parents firmly believed in complementary therapy. We then put in a bid for Graham to work here for two days a week. We see him very much as part of our team. I wouldn't believe some of the things that I've seen - children who kick and scream about having a blood test just hold out their arm for a doctor to take blood after having reiki. These are children who you couldn't even walk near. I'm sure there are a lot of doubters out there but there will always will be when it comes to complementary medicine."

Mr King came across reiki, which was rediscovered by Dr Mikao Usui in the 19th century, around 13 years ago. Following training, he became a reiki master nine years ago and now works full-time as a healer. "Reiki has a way of relaxing people and helping their body and immune system to cope with the various treatments," says Mr King, of Pimlico, Hertfordshire. "We channel energy. Some children think it's weird at first because they feel extreme heat in their body. They might feel tingling, they might feel waves in their body, they might feel colours."

But does healing really work? Edzard Ernst, professor of complementary medicine at the Peninsula Medical School at Exeter and Plymouth universities, believes it may well be all in the mind. "The evidence is
extremely mixed for any form of spiritual healing, including reiki," he says.

Story filed: April 2005. Fom ‘The Independant’ newspaper


Pennsylvania School Board Votes to Include Intelligent Design in Science Classes

The School Board of the Dover Area School District in Pennsylvania has voted to include ‘Intelligent Design’ in the science curriculum. By a six to three vote, the board added the following to the district's biology curriculum:

"Students will be made aware of gaps/problems in Darwin's Theory and of other theories of evolution including, but not limited to, intelligent design. Note: Origins of life will not be taught."

Both sides in the interminable dispute over the teaching of evolution in US public schools agree that this language appears to represent the first time that any state or locality has specifically mandated the teaching of "intelligent design," or ID, alongside evolution. In fact, the Dover Area has gone farther than even ID proponents at Seattle's Discovery Institute recommend, and could well face a First Amendment lawsuit as a consequence.

The focus of the evolution battle now shifts to Dover, for obvious reasons. But developments in Pennsylvania merely represent the leading front in the ever-expanding fight over the teaching of evolution today. Thanks largely to the growing influence of the Intelligent Design movement, we seem on the verge of a flare-up not seen since the "creation science" conflagration of the 1970s and 1980s.

Story filed: 26 October 2004 by The Center for Inquiry
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Buddhist Tigers

"Buddhist monks at a remote temple in Thailand are offering sanctuary to wild tigers. The monks at the Pha Luang Ba Tua temple in Kanchanaburi province say they have nothing to fear because the big cats are Buddhists."
The Times [London] 15th May 2004

Story filed: July 2004


Santhal Girl Marries Dog

June 18, 2003 17:27 IST INDIA SIFY NEWS

A dog is known to be a man's best friend but in some cases can even be a girl's best bet as a husband.

Karnamoni Hasda, a nine-year-old Santhal tribal girl, tied the knot with a street dog in the presence of more than a hundred guests at a marriage ceremony held at Khanyan in West Bengal's Hooghly district on June 11.

District officials on Wednesday said marrying boys and girls with canines was a common practice among Santhals and was supposed to protect them against danger.

Officials said the Santhals believe if the first tooth of a child appears on the upper gum, then there is grave danger to the child's life and only marriage to a dog or bitch can save the infant.

There are no restrictions on remarriage of children married to canines. According to Santhal custom, Karnamoni should have been married off when her first tooth appeared, but her father's financial condition did not permit it then, the officials said.

Santhals are a backward and extremely poor tribal community found in Jharkhand, especially Chotanagpur and Santhal Pargana regions. Chotanagpur and Santhal Pargana region are part of Jharkhand.

The incidence takes place generally in the shathali tribes, which are located in Bengal.


Villagers demand reinstatement of atheist vicar

Hundreds of Danish villagers have come to the defence of their vicar after he was suspended for not believing in God.

Parishioners in the village of Taaarbaek are demanding the reinstatement of 55-year-old Thorkild Grosboell.

They condemned the state Lutheran Protestant Church for its decision to suspend Pastor Grosboell after he spoke of his lack of beliefs in a newspaper interview.

"If there is no place for our pastor in this Church, then there is no place for many of us either," said the head of the parish council, Lars Heilesen.

Bishop Lise-Lotte Rebel suspended Pastor Grosboell, calling his comments "totally unacceptable".

He ordered him to make a statement "clarifying that he did not want to sow doubt about the Church's confession but rather trigger a debate".

Since he has yet to do so, the suspension has not been lifted, although the pastor and the Bishop are due to meet this week.

Denmark's Minister for Ecclesiastical Affairs, Tove Fergo, has taken the Bishop's side in the matter, saying a pastor cannot work in the State church if he or she does not believe in God.

However, a committee fighting corruption and abuse of power in Denmark has denounced what it described as censorship against the pastor.

It has filed a police complaint against the Church, accusing it of violating the Danish constitution and the European Convention on Human Rights.


Story filed: 11:36 Thursday 12th June 2003


Witches launch festive season special offer

Romanian witches have launched a special offer on spells for the Christmas and New Year period.

They are advertising spells which they claim will help potential clients have a happy time with their loved ones.

They are charging the equivalent of £20 for Christmas and New Year's Eve spells.

According to
Evenimentul Zilei newspaper, the ad reads: "If you want to spend your holidays with the person you love and get rid of all that bothers you, please call ..."

The paper says that for a successful outcome, the witches request a picture of the person the spell is aimed at and objects belonging to the client.

A journalist who rang the number on the advert said she'd like to be with the man she loves but that he is married.

She asked if that could be arranged and the paper claims she was told that was possible.

It says the person she was speaking to added: "But you must bring me some stuff. I need a photograph of him, a blouse from you, two soaps that you use, two candles (a blue one and a white one), two bottles of oil and two kilograms of sugar."

Story filed: 12:00 Wednesday 28th November 2001 by Ananover


Town pays for magician to keep New Year's day sunny

An Italian council has hired a magician to make sure the weather will be good on New Year's Day.

The council of Jesolo has given Giovanni Boscolo the task of spreading away the clouds during the festive holiday.

The resort town has hired Boscolo for the last four years for the same task - and has enjoyed fair weather each time.

They will only pay the magician if he succeeds in keeping the weather fine.

Boscolo, also known as Panzin, claims he has developed a scientific method to attract or spread away the clouds using "the magnetic power of earth and water",
La Nuova Venezia newspaper reports.

He is reportedly already working in a laboratory on his technique, which has not been revealed in further detail.

Story filed: 10:27 Wednesday 5th December 2001
by Ananova


Witches ritual burns part of house

A US woman has had to leave her home after a pagan ritual to 'burn' her troubles destroyed part of her house.

Mary Palmieri let some of her friends perform the ritual at her house in Enfield, Connecticut.

The witchcraft ritual involved burning a piece of paper with Mary's problems written on it. The flames set fire to the house. Mary says next time she will talk to her priest instead.

The Wiccan "cleansing ritual" involves burning the paper but flames got out of hand and sparked the blaze.

Mary's bedroom was gutted and the house suffered extensive smoke and water damage.

Fire officials are ruling the fire accidental. Mary says she will rebuild her home. It’s not reported if pagan rituals are covered in her home insurance.

Story filed: 12:16 Friday 16th November 2001 by Ananova


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